Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
