honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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