Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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