he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
