i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
