Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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