She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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