are you so shy because you have an std?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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