yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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