Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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