i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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