I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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