nut hugger
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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