just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I FOUND THE LEGS
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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