Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
