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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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