Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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