how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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