i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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