I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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