how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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