have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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