Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
