Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
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Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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