Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
pop tarts are not kleenex
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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