Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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