I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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