One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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