My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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