good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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