This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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