You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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