I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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