It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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