She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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