Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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