i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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