if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
