just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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