They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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