The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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