in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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