Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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