Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
where are my pants?
in the oven.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
