capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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