Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Randomize
