If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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