Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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