I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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