Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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