She's JV to your varsity
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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